Why did I skip out on this fair almost every August while I grew up here? What was I doing that was so much cooler than showing a prize angora rabbit or making a diorama out of garden vegetables?
Whatever. This was my chance to make up for lost time, so I made sure that we saw and did as much as we could while there. Here's every last detail of our visit:
10:10 am - Parked, paid admission ($4 for adults, free for toddlers), walked to the "goat" building. There we toured the county's collection of pygmie goats, Dutch Boer goats, and other show breeds. After a few minutes I asked a woman who seemed to be judging them: "Where are the dairy goats showing?" I think that's how you ask the question...
10:30 - Made our way over to the dairy goat competition, where we caught up with Gwenn and Abbe and their caprine-loving ilk. We watched Gwenn and her son, Milo, along with Abbe's daughter, Madeline, parade Goat Creek's two-year old milkers around:

The Goat Creek goats are, from left, the second (Rose), third (Daisy), and fifth (Ginny). These are the same goats Shelly and I practiced milking throughout July and August.
11:00 - My mom met up with us and we roamed stall after stall filled with the county's finest farm animals: sheep, pigs, cows--

--rabbits, chickens, turkeys...even ducks. Because today was the first day of the fair, many of the animals, like this cow, were in the middle of some sort of beauty treatment in preparation for show. For another example of the kind of primping that goes on, this is what Gwenn was up to when we arrived at the dairy goat competition:

11:30 - We explored the farm supply area, which included plots for several tractor dealerships and an antique tractor exhibit. My favorite tractor of all-time, I've decided, is the depression-era McCormick Farmall. Perhaps you'll agree:

Cool machines. Once Rheinhart had his fill of them (well, once we yanked him away), we walked over to the endless sea of carnival food vendors: gyros, burgers, Italian sausages, snow cones, french fries, elephant ears, candied apples, and the list goes on and on...
12:00 - Sat on a picnic bench near the grandstand and chowed on our own high-cholesterol choices: corndog for Hart, onion rings and a slow-cooked ox sandwich for Shelly and me.
12:30 - Toured the Hubbard building, which houses, among other things, the county's biggest and science-fictioniest fruits and vegetables, like these pumpkins--

--and these cabbages:

For the scale of the lower cabbage, think over-sized basketball or, say, a small beach ball. Or Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors.
12:45 - Took Hart for a spin on the carousel, then on a ride called "Crazy Bus." He had fun, but was also a bit scared. Introduced the little guy to skee ball, then Grandma Pam won him a prize car at the magnetic fishing pond game.
1:00 - Walked all the way back through the fair grounds and out to our car. Nap time for Hart, and the official end of our 2010 summer farm adventure. A strange but satisfying end.
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So what now?
Well, I've enjoyed writing this blog, readers or no. I'd like to continue...
So next week, after we return to the city and get settled, I'd like to "re-launch" under a new title: City Mouse (Country Mouse). I'll be posting about encounters with the urban farming movement; experiences at the green market; tasting notes about good finds at Fairway and the Bedford Cheese Shop; trials in at-home cheesemaking; other such nonsense.
Stay tuned...





























